This is the (not so) Epic Race for Portugal's Cap in TheGrey's Fall of Napoleon Scenario:
The beginning:
Me capping Naples to submission
The confrontation! (Oh nuuuu)
The Great Race (He's Winning oh nooo)
Attempt to make him quit the race:
Dumb Napolitans always fucking up
Northern Italians coming to crash the party
Naples rekt and Italy doesn't know where Portugal's cap is, time for the Grand Armée to conquer!
Imperial French triumph and win! *Crowd goes wild*
Upvote pls thx lol