AtWar quotes?

I've been thinking about some of the things some users have said, and I've had some laughs. Any quotes you'd like to share? Funny or not?

My favorite would be the first lines I saw one night in the chat room.
"i have a geicofarm
i have a penis"

I forgot the user's name, but I do remember Geico (The user) was online and in the room, but I know he wasn't the one who said it. Anyways, those were the first lines of text I saw in the chat room. I've always wanted to share that.

GG ATWAR - Arbitrator 2013

But seriously.

Amok - yes it's possible but it's punishable by stoning.

best quote ever

I will make a quote wall on my clan, just wait for it :3

I remember someone had a quote of Amok saying that some custom maps were craptastic in their signature, though I don't remember the exact words of that quote.